Just For Fun
Wouldn't THIS be a great sitatution - Made by Chris Larkin.
The ref blows the final whistle County have beaten Bristol Rovers in the Championship play-offs and thanks to a last minute Neil Sayle penalty Stockport County have reached the promised land of the Barclays Premiership.
The fans are Chanting around the ground, We hate Sayle oh we hate Sayle, hate Sayle oh we hate Sayle, hate Sayle oh we hate Sayle, we are the Sayle haters. and a chorous of Bring on the Larkin is booming around old Trafford as Stockport go for there first win of the season
Rooney takes the penalty Larkin saves it kicks it the length of the field bounces over Foster (I swear ive seen that happen before) and The County fans are delierious, Could this be the start of a late survival push
But then form hits at the right time
Liverpool 0-2 Stockport County
Stockport County 3-0 Manchester City
Stockport County 1-0 Arsenal
Chelsea -3-12 Stockport County
Goes down to the last day match against Bristol Rovers
GK: Larkin
DF: Heinze, Ferdinand, Terry, Nesta
MF: Ronaldinho, Giggs, Ronaldo, Gerrard
ST: Henry, Dickinson (LOL)
SUB: Sayle, No one else would play for them
Only a win will keep the Hatters in the Premiership so we kick off here lovely ball from Terry, to Ronaldo dinks it past the Rovers defence for Dicko GOAL!!!!!!! in the 31st Minute Dickinson scores to put County 1-0 up and County are currently out of relegation but that could all change if Portsmouth conceed to West Ham!!
West Ham have taken the lead!!!
Boo's can be heard around Edgeley Park as Sayle comes on for the injured Dicko and gets turned down a penalty and Bristol Score on the Counter to move County back into 18th and West Ham have doubled there lead it looks all over for the Hatters now
Larkin to come up for the corner, Beautiful corner from Sayle Larkin hits it first time, off the post!!!! rebounds to Lambert, YESSSSSSSSSSSS GOAL Rickie Lambert has scored an own goal in the 86th Minute (see the irony ) to effectively save West Ham and Stockport and put Bristol Down with City and Liverpool!!!!! The final whistle goes and County have done it!!!
Chris Larkin
P.S. If anyone turns this into a movie without me getting a Gazzilion pounds slap them for me!
Hmm..
| 20 | Worksop | 40 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 24 | 28 | 6 | 3 | 11 | 19 | 31 | -16 | 45 |
| 21 | Scarborough | 40 | 6 | 5 | 9 | 20 | 20 | 6 | 10 | 4 | 28 | 24 | 4 | 41 |
| 22 | Lancaster City | 39 | 0 | 2 | 18 | 10 | 47 | 2 | 2 | 15 | 16 | 55 | -76 | 0 |
The Scarf Chris Larkin wore
We could also play spot the ball on this picture too!! - THANKS Chris! - www.freewebs.com/county4life06
Tips
The offside rule, the girls guide
"Imagine you are out shopping with a friend and you see a lovely pair of shoes you want to buy...
You stand in the queue and wait to pay for them. In front of you are two ladies who are also waiting to pay and are standing between you and the till. You realise you have left your purse with your friend who is at the back of the shop. It would be rude of you to push in front of the ladies in the queue without your purse. However, if your friend was to throw you your purse and you caught it behind, or side by side with, the ladies in the queue, it would then be OK to run round in front of them to pay. Just remember you can't pay without having your purse with you first.
Now girls, all you have to do is swap yur purse for a football, the till for a goal and the ladies in the queue for defenders and you'll soon be able to argue the offside rule with the best of them!!!"
The state of
Bristol Rovers Pitch - Saturday 24th February (I don't have copywrite for this picture, so, if this is yours, apologies)
Funny stuff ..
Well, pictures part will begin next season, but here, me and Jordi have composed some new things...
What you scared of....
" It's nice to know your fear"
"Chim Chimmeny, Chim chimmeny, chim chim, charoo, the postman Neil Barrack is suffering with flu"
Road Chants
Road going nowhere! You're just a road going no-where, road going nooooowheere
We all follow the transit, over land and sea(and Tesco!) we all follow the transit until Grim-ser-by
Small street on this road, you're just a small street on this road.
Oh Mandy lane (oh Mandy lane) is full of tramps! (is full of tramps) oh Mandy lane is full of tramps...they've all got beards, rags and puppies! Oh Mandy lane is full of tramps
Lets be, Lets be avenue.
We hate Tarmac and we hate Tarmac, we hate Tarmac and we hate Tarmac, we hate Tarmac and we hate Tarmac, we are the Tarmac... haters!
9 miles! n theres still nothing! (Macc)
One way street, la la la
THE M6 IS SHIT! THE A9 WORSE WE ALWAYS PUT THE A6 FIRST
We all agree, the A6 is better than the M6
Where were you in rush-hour, where were you in rush hourrrr?
It's for-ever being trafic jammed
And the name is the A6
I went to Stockport in my car
And the jams began to build
I honked my horn and honked agen
Like the volkswagon before
And at the pyramid
I love to swear, at all the passers by
A6! der der der A6
"Get your roots out for the sun"
"You are my carrot, my only carrot, you help me see things, when it is dark, youve got a big root, but definatly not fruit, so please dont take my carrot away"
"You're just a dead healthy option DEAD HEALTHY OPTION"
"You're just a sad lonely Beetroot, sad lonely beetroot, you're just a sad lonely beetroot"
"Cauliflower, Cauliflower, Cauliflower" (To Engerland)
"We all hate weed scum, We all hate weed scum, we all hate weed scum"
"What's it like to see the sun, what's it like to see the sun, what's it like to, what's it like to, what's it like to see the sun"
(To Potatoes) "You're gunna die in the gravy, die in the graaaaavy, you're gunna die in the gravy, die in the gravy"
"Alan Titchmarsh mowed your lawn, Alan Titchmarsh mowed your lawn"
