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Section 1 - County large songs.
1 - The anthem
2 - Clear Blue Skies
3 - Season of '69
4 - County Can Can
5 - The early morning song
6 -  Fan of the World
7 - Well I thought I'd take a walk down castle street
8 -  Arthur Brownlow
9 - Hey all you Wigan fans
10 - We'll always follow you
11 - I don't worship Allah...
12 - I Wish I was a Lunatic
13 - Pride of Cheshire
14 - Oh It's going to be a great football season...
15 - Sean Connelly
16 - Soldier of the Cheadle end
17 - Super County are Fantastic....
18 - At first we was afraid, we was petrified...
19 - ----
20 - You can't beat us we'll follow the county 'til the day we die, 'til the day we die!
21 - When i was walking down Castle street
22 - Whenever yer' sad

Section 2 - County songs
23 (1a) - My only County, you make me happy....
24 (2a) - We all follow the county, over ....
25 (3a) - I'm County till i die...
26 (4a) - And it's Stockport County, Stockport County fc.....
27 (5a) - Edgeley, Edgeley, We're the famous....
28 (6a) - C'mon County C'mon County.....
29 (7a) - Der-Der......
30 (8a) - Hello! Hello! We are the County boys...
31 (9a) - Stand up, if you love County
32 (10a) - When I was young and lazy.. (Beefhearts Song)
33 (11a) - Stockport County is the name, Playing football is the game...
34 (12a) - We shall not be moved (New)*
35 (13a) - Come gather round traitors wherever you have roamed...
36 (14a) - If you want to go to Heaven when you die....
37 (15a) - We love you Stockport, we do....
38 (16a) - -----
39 (17a) - Who's that team they call the County....
40 (18a) - Barmy arm Stockport........
41 (19a) - C-O-U  N-T-Y i am County till i die....
42 (20a) - I wish i was a lunatic, upin the Cheadle end...
43 (21a) - So they went down in history, the greatest team from Edgeley...
44 (22a) - If ya proud to b a Hater clap yer hands.....
45 (23a) - We always lose at home, we always lose away......
46 (24a) - Keeee Owwwn Teeee (gets faster, and ends up COUNTY...)
47 (25a) - Long distance information....
48 (26a) - There's always hope when you're a County fan....
49 (27a) - Oh I dream of County in the Premiership.....
50 (28a) - ----
51 (29a) - Blue Army.......
52 (30a) - I O County....

Section B - Rival Songs.
53 (1b) - Stand up, if you hate Burnley
54 (2b) - We had joy, we had fun, we had Burnley on the run...
55 (3b) - Always look on the Turf moor for....
56 (4b) - We hate Burnley, we hate Burnley........
59 (5b) - You're so quite you must be Burnley fans
60 (6b) - Your father had your mother your sister and your brother.....
61 (7b) - Away in a manger, no crib for a bed....... We hate Burnley.....
62 (8b) - Burnley's Staying down, cause the County threw the match....
63 (9b) - If i had the wings of a vulture.....
64 (10b) - We hate Birmingham city.....
65 (11b) - Remember when, we took the Bradford end.....
66 (12b) - Hello Bradford, my old friends.....
67 (13b) - You can shove yer **** Manstock up yer ***.....
68 (14b) - Oh Manchester, is full of ****.....
69 (15b) - United's **** The City's worse, we always put....
70 (16b) - We don't come from, we Don't come from....
71 (17b) - We don't come from Manchester, this is our retort...
72 (18b) - Build a bonfire, Build a bonfire....
73 (19b) - If ya ***** hate the City clap yer hands...=
74 (20b) - Are you City in disguise....
75 (21b) - Blue moon, you started singing too soon....
76 (22b) - City's going down...
77 (23b) - Manyoo We only hate Manyoo...
78 (24b) - There's a crack up in the ceiling, and the Stretford end is leaking....
79 (25b) - Plymouth's Not an Argy!...
80 (26b) - Sing when you're fishing.....
81 (27b) - Oh Grimsby town, is full of fish...
82 (28b) - Stand up, if you speak properly....
83 (29b) - I can't read, I can't wroite....
84 (30b) - Steer to the left, steer to the roight It don't really ma'er......
85 (31b) - Thank you very much for the three points Brighton....
86 (32b) - You can shove yer **** Drgon up yer ***....
87 (33b) - You're Welsh, and you know you are, you're welsh...
88 (34b) - You're Welsh, and the sheep agree...
89 (35b) - Always **** on the Welsh side of the bridge...
90 (36b) - Your posh new stand, is nearly full...
91 (37b) - Oh, the 'ardest thing in Blackpool is the rock...
92 (38b) - You can stick yer ****** tower up yer ****......
93 (39b) - If yer chairmans got a passport, clap yer hands......
94 (40b) - Fayed for Egypt...
95 (41b) - Your bank balance, is almost full...
96 (42b) - There's a hole in my pocket, dear Swindle...
97 (43b) Stand up, if you've been ripped off
98 (44b) - Dick Tur-pin's a Swindon fan!
99 (45b) - We all agree, twenty one quid is a rip-off!
100 (46b) - We all agree, twenty-one quid is a bargain!
101 (47b) - Birmingham City, run by pervererts......
102 (48b) - Follow, Follow, Your manager is a cheat....
103 (49b) - You're the **** of Northern France....
104 (50b) - Crewe, Crewe **** on you...
105 (51b) - So, before you sing that song, remember Stoke.....
106 (52b) - You're scouse, and you know you are....
107 (53b) - Smal town in Derby...
108 (54b) - Cheer up, Scotlands worse than you....
109 (55b) - Yer just a small part of England
110 (56b) - Where were you in South Korea...
111 (57b) - It's just like playing Scotland
112 (58b) - Your Team is ****....

Section C - Other songs
113 (1c) - Bless it all
114 (2c) - Oh Stockport Town, is wonderful...
115 (3c) - All around my hat
116 (4c) - I see the County 'r arsin
117 (5c) - Those were the days my friend
118 (6c) - let me take you by the hand and lead you through the streets of Stockport..
119 (7c) - His name is....
120 (8c) - Oh Mr. Elwood.
121 (9c) - If ya standin there, yer bound to get wet...
122 (10c) - Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio....
123 (11c) - Can we play you every week..
124 (12c) - Come on a donkey...
125 (13c) - Come on a tandem
126 (14c) - How the **** will you get home...
127 (15c) - The league, we'll concentrate...
128 (16c) - Conga when you score, we only conga when you score..
129 (17c) - Bounce around, if you love County...
130 (18c) - We're **** and we've beaten you...
131 (19c) - We're the pride of Cheshire...
132 (20c) - We love you crossbar, we do, love crossbar....
133 (21c) - Your crossbars kept us up...
134 (22c) - Deckchairs gunna get ya...
135 (23c) - Why Why Why, Delilah (You're not going up) ...
136 (24c) - Division one, yer 'avin a laugh....
137 (25c) - The Premier league, yer 'avin a laugh...
138 (26c) - I'm Stockport whilst it's dry....
139 (27c) - Hi ho Hi ho, It's to the top we go..
140 (28c) - Referee, have a heart....
141 (29c) - How wide, do you want the goals...
142 (30c) - If yer uncle's not yer sister clap yer hands...
143 (31c) -  If you come into the Cheadle end......
144 (32c) - When did you learn irony....
145 (33c) - If ye'd Settle for a point clap yer hands...
146 (34c) - It's just like being in church...
147 (35c) - What am i supposed to do, with a scarf of white and blue...
148 (36c) - Jump around, if yer toes are cold....
149 (37c) - Just because you fancy him....
150 (38c) - We're going home, to the 21st Century
151 (39c) - Stuck in a timewarp...
152 (40c) - Let's count all the player, lets count all the players...
153 (41c) - Let's wake up the neighbours...
154 (42c) - Yer gunna wake the neighbours...
155 (43c) - Where's ya music gone...
156 (44c) - Nobody's Blue 'n' white army....
157 (45c) - One game, and you've sent us down....
158 (46c) - There building a house (boo)...
159 (47c) - One song, you've only got one song...
160 (48c) - Let's pretend we've scored a goal
161 (49c) - We've got a point....
162 (50c) - Just a pre-season friendly...
163 (51c) - 4-3, we're gunna win 4-3...
164 (52c) - If you'd settle for a point, clap yer hands...
165 (53c) - you're a prosser, referee...
166 (54c) - Que sera sera, put the champagne on ice...
167 (55c) - The Relegation conga...
168 (56c) - You'll never play for England
169 (57c) - Same old.... always cheating
170 (58c) - Shall we sing a song for you....
171 (59c) - Sing when we're winning, you only sing....
172 (60c) - It's nice to know you're here...
173 (61c) - So are we, so are we....
174 (62c) - Stewards, stewards do yer job...
175 (63c) - Team full of donkeys, yer just a team full of donkeys...
176 (64c) - The Bill, it's just like watching the bill..
177 (65c) - The football league, is upside down...
178 (66c) - If the league was upside down, then we'd be top...
179 (67c) - There's only 1 of us singing....
180 (68c) - We're the best train wreckers in the land...
181 (69c) - Ugly till you die....
182 (70c) - We'll shoot again...
183 (71c) - we've never won at Wembley we don't care....
184 (72c) - We all agree, Aldi is better than Harrods....
185 (73c) - we are bottom of the league....
186 (74c) - Two-One, we beat the scum...
187 (75c) - We can see you holding hands....
188 (76c) - We shall not be moved...
189 (77c) - We're so cold it's unbelieveable...
190 (78c) - We're Stockport, we're barmy, we're off out ***** heads...
191 (79c) - When I was just a little lad, I asked my father what it should be...
192 (80c) - I've been watching County through hail....
193 (81c) - In this division we play hard, we fight and we never stop...
194 (82c) - Will you come to Edgeley Park..
195 (83c) - Where were you at Edgeley Park....
196 (84c) - We heard you ran from the ..... ......
197 (85c) - You must of come on a snow plough...
198 (86c) - You're bald, you're French...
199 (87c) -You're supposed to be away...
200 (88c) - Your half time pie, is going cold...
201 (89c) - One Balti pie left.....
202 (90c) - Can you hear us Cheshire Sports..
203 (91c) - Where's the money gone....

Section D - Old player/managers songs..
204 (1d) - Mutch, Mutch...
205 (2d) - Benny B, Benny B....
206 (3d) - Big Kev *** on the Lou...
207 (4d) - Cheer up Kevin Keegan....
208 (5d) - He's Bald, he's hard, he's know by Scotland yard....
209 (6d) - Danny........
210 (7d) - Feed the Kuqi...
211 (8d) - Give the ball to Beckett.....
212 (9d) -Sammy Gizza Wave....
213 (10d) - Goodwin's gunna get ya....
214 (11d) - When Jim Fryatt scores....
215 (12d) - Kevin Keegan, superstar dresses like a....
216 (13d) - Hey, Kilner...
217 (14d) - Kilner, give us a wave....
218 (15d) - 'Oo ate all the pies...
219 (16d) - There's a circus in the town...
220 (17d) - He's here, he's there...
221 (18d) - He's blue, he's white..
222 (19d) - Margaret Thatcher's proud of you...
223 (20d) - 1 Mark Lillis...
224 (21d) - Dinning....
225 (22d) - Pressman wears a bra...
226 (23d) - Sumo, Sumo...
227 (24d) - Ricketts for England
228 (25d) - Where's your famous roker roar....
229 (26d) - He's bald, he's scouse, he's gunna rob yer house...
230 (27d) - Singing glory hallalujah Vic bernard....
231 (28d) - ... ...'s blue 'n' white army....

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1) (1)We are everything in football,
That people say's sad and wrong.
But when we go to Edgeley Park,
We will sing our County songs!
We'll raise our voice in chorus!
As we did in times before.
And at Edgeley Park our greatest pride,
Is the scarf my father wore!

Chorus
It's forever being beautiful,
And the colour's white and blue!
I wore it proudly 'round my neck,
At Chesterfield & Crewe!
My father was a County fan,
Like me grandfather before.
And at Edgeley Park I love to wear,
The scarf me father wore!

We will always follow County,
To all games far and near!
And at Edgeley Park we'll sing those songs,
That me father loved to hear!
We will raise our pints in memory,
Of the games he loved to see.
And at Edgeley Park, I'll wear the scarf,
That me father left to me!

(chorus)

It's passed down the generations,
Of my family!
Oh my grandad gave it to my dad,
And me dad gave it to me.
And when my time is over,
And life's long race is run.
I'll take the scarf from 'round my neck,
And I'll pass it to my son!

(chorus)

As i walked up those gallows steps,
I looked down at that trap door,
Then he pulled the switch,
He made me twitch, and I Knew i was no more,
And as i swung from to and fro,
My bodies now a wreck,
But there was no rope that strung me up,
'Twas the scarf around me neck!

It's forever bein' beautiful,
And the colours white and blue,
I wore the scarf around my neck,
At Chesterfield and Crewe,
My father was a county fan,
Like me grandfather before,
and at Edgeley Park I love to wear,
The scarf my father wore
County! (Clap-clap-clap)
County! (Clap-clap-clap)

2) (2)Clear Blue Skies
After the turn of the century
In the clear blue skies over Edgeley
There came a roaring and a thunder like you'd never heard!
Stockport County had scored their third!
...
On the pitch, the boys in blue
They beat Palace and the West Ham too!
Their fans tried and their fans died
And we buried their dead on the popular side.
...
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
The West Ham fans could take no more
We used our heads and we used our feet
And they ran like **** down Castle Street!

3) (3)I got my first real County scarf
And the Hatters were doing fine
wore it almost every day
Was the season of 69
...
Still remember all the away games
Like Barrow, Southport and Crewe
Spent the evenings drinking in the Bobby
Talking of players old and new
...
Standing on the popular side
We thought we'd have to wait forever
But when I raised my scarf
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life
...
Johnny Price and Len Allchurch
Alex Young was the star
But Meadows quit, ‘cause they sold Bill Atkins
Should have known we'd never get far
...
But when I look back now
That season seemed to last forever
And, if I had the choice
Yes, I'd always want to be there
Those were the best days of my life
...Back in the season of 69
...
Man we were drinking all the time
We were young and restless
We needed to unwind
I guess nothing can last forever
...
And now the times are changing
Look at everything that's come and gone
When I think my old county scarf
Finally made Division One
...
But when I look back now
That season seemed to last forever
And, if I had the choice
Yes, I'd always want to be there
Those were the best days of my life
...Back in the season of 69.

4) (4)Stockport County scoring!
Cheadle End is roaring!
Match is never boring when you come to Edgeley Park
Oh we have got a notion that we'll win promotion
Let's stage a commotion in the Cheadle End!
...
Oh! County are so brilliant, wonderful, magnificent
There is nothing we can't do, we're the boys in white and blue,
Hear us on the day you'll see, come along to Edgeley
there you'll see, there you'll see, Stockport County!
Don't you think they're simply grand, Stockport County!
Come and watch the lads playing down at Edgeley Park
(and repeat!)

5) (5)T'was early one morning we went to Torquay,
We wanted a drink so we got there early,
And who should be waiting as we got off the bus,
Some brave Yorkshire **** throwing boulders at us,
...
It took us a minute to counter attack,
We picked up the boulders and threw them right back,
And as we went over to give them some stick,
None of us knew they could run quite so quick,
...
They ran round the harbour, across the promenade
And these were the boys who were meant to be hard
But when you really get down to it
Those brave Yorkshire **** are right load of ****
...
Na na na! Na na na!
Those brave Yorkshire **** are right load of ****

6) (6)Shall I tell you about my life,
They say I'm a County fan,
Away games I've been to a few,
From Southampton to Crewe,
…
Guess I've got everything I need,
Just going to Edgeley Park,
And there's nowhere I'd rather be,
Than a blue and white ecstasy,
…
County have some great supporters,
Like every great team should,
I don't say I'm their best fan,
But I would be, if I could,
…
I could tell you about my team,
And keep you amused I'm sure,
About the great times I've seen,
And times I don't want to see anymore,
And how I'll support them all my life.

7) (7)Well I thought I'd take a walk down Castle Street,
To see if what I heard was tru-ue,
There were people sayin',
The Cheadle Ends swayin',
Altogether dressed in blue,
All in the blue, all in the blue,
And we're heading for Division Two,
We were lying in the football basement,
There were no points in the bag,
Along came Dragan Luckic,
And he gave us all he had,
All in a dream, he built his team,
But it turned out pretty sad,
All in a dream, he built his team,
But it turned out pretty sad.

8) (8)

9) (9)Hey all you Wigan fans,
Where do you hide,
When you come down to Ed-ger-leeee?
Have you seen the team that reigns supreme,
Heading for division three?
…
Meet me on the corner,
When the stars are coming out and I'll be there
Tonight in Mersey Square,
It is the greatest team i've seen since 1966,
I do declare, I do Declare,
…
You'll come to beat us 
And you'll try to beat us
But we're getting better all the time,
If you don't mind we will leave you far behind,
Up that football league we will climb,
...
Meet me on the corner
When the stars are coming out and I'll be there,
Tonight in Mersey Square,
It is the greatest team i've seen since 1966
I do Declare, I do Declare,
…
Hey all Wigan fans,
Where do you hide,
When you come down to Edgerleeee?
Have you seen the team that reigns supreme
Heading for division three?

10) (10)We'll always follow you,
And our faces are painted blue,
I just can't keep it a secret anymore,
Whoa-whoa we won Division Four,
…
It wasn't so long ago,
That we used to have Gordon Low,
Then he went and said goodbye
So we made another buy,
Whoa-whoa we won Division Four,
…
Southport never had much to say,
And the Barrow they all ran away,
I just can't keep it a secret anymore,
Whoa-whoa we won Division Four.
...
So they went up in History
The greatest team from Edgeley
I just can't keep it a secret anymore,
Whoa-whoa we won division Four,
Whoa-whoa we won division Four,
Whoa-whoa we won division Four.

11) (11)I don't worship Allah,
I don't worship Christ!
Although on reflection,
They're probably quite nice!
…
There's one God I worship,
There's one God I adore!
His name is John Hardiker,
And City what's the score!

 …

He scored one with his right foot,
He scored one with his head!
AND when the second hit the net,
Those faded ******** fled!!

12) (12)I Wish I was a lunatic
up in the Cheadle end
where everyone who goes in their
is round the F***ing Bend

…

Cheadle End,
Cheadle End,
Cheadle End,
Cheadle eeeeeend
Cheadle End,
Cheadle End,
The glorious Cheadle End,
…
I'd rather be a County fan,
Than anything on earth,
If I thought my kids would grow up red,
I'd strangle them at birth,
…

Cheadle End,
Cheadle End,
Cheadle End,
Cheadle eeeeeend
Cheadle End,
Cheadle End,
The glorious Cheadle End

13) (13)How many teams come apart at the seams,
When they meet the pride of Cheshire?
They try to have a do at the boys in white and blue,
But they just can't stand the pressure,
Last season's division two, Blackburn and Sheffield U,
West Ham United and Stoke City,
Oh we won at the Dell, and we give the Boro' Hell,
These are memories to treasure.

14) (14)Oh it's going to be a great football season,
With County on top of the league,
And when you come along you'll hear the fans singing,
As they're watching their team,
…
Oh there's going to be a day,- when the County,
Win every game in sight,
And if you came along-you'd hear the fans a singing,
Dressed in blue and white,
…
Oh there's going to be a day when we're losing,
When things go from bad to worse,
But if you came along, -you'd still hear us singing,
It's just another verse,- just like the first.

15) (15)You were playing non league football at Hallam FC
When I saw you,
Now you're playing right back at the Cheadle End,
For the boys in blue,
And four years later at the Riverside

…
You put Wembley on hold,
Middlesbrough did know what to do,
When you scored that goal
Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean Connelly,
Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean Connelly

16) (16)Don't bury me in England's Dunga Valley
Take me to where I'd rather be
Just bury me among the streets of Edgeley
I'm a soldier from the Cheadle End
…
We've fought with Stoke, Bradford and Crewe Alex
We've run Port Vale, Palace and City
So when I die I want you to remember
I'm a soldier from the Cheadle End
…
I've lived my life fighting for the Hatters
I've been and fought all over England
There's no one else I would rather be
I'm a soldier from the Cheadle End
.....
So lay me down in the County graveyard
Where I will lie amongst the very best
And on my stone just write a simple message
Here lies a soldier from the Cheadle End

17) (17)Super County are fantastic, fabulous and glorious,
Marching onto victory, sweeping all before us,
If You really like my song then join in the chorus, Super County

 …

Super County are fantastic fabulous and glorious
Marching onto victory sweeping all before us
Come and listen to my song and join in with the chorus
Super County are fantastic fabulous and glorious
…
I first got my County scarf when I was just a lad
Blue and white and wonderful..a present from my Dad
All my life I've treasured it, it is my favourite thing,
I wear it proudly round my neck and this is what I sing.....
…
Oh...super County are fantastic...fabulous and glorious!!!

18) (18)At first we was afraid
We was petrified
Us County Fans were scared, we had Palmer leading our side
We spent so many nights thinking that we would go down
We have Beckett
So now the ball just hits the net
…
And now we're back
To winning ways
Leaving other teams behind with that sad look upon their face
We've got Alby playing great
Daly right by his side
Gibb crosses the ball while young Clare keeps them denied
…
Well now go, walk out the door!
Join the County fans, ‘cause we're ready to win more
Though some say that we're no good
Though some say that we all dive
We won't crumble
Keep the County spirit alive!
…
No, not we!
We will survive!
For as long as we've got Hollins here we'll be the best alive
We've got all the year to win
We've got Beckett to score goals
We will survive

…
WE WILL SURVIVE!
Hey, hey! 

19) (19)

20) (20)My son,
And you know it's so much fun,
And you it's true,
They play white and blue,
And they see us come and run,
OH,
You can't beat us,
We'll follow the County,
You can't beat us,
We'll follow the County,
You can't beat us,
We'll follow the County,
'Til the day we die,
'Til the day we die!!
…
The County are alright,
And they play in blue and white,
And I rather wear that than wear the red,
And follow the Stretford ****!!
OH,
You can't beat us,
We'll follow the County,
You can't beat us,
We'll follow the County,
You can't beat us,
We'll follow the County,
'Til the day we die,
'TIL THE DAY WE DIE!!

21) (21)When I was walking Down Castle Street,
I saw a crowd of strange faces,
Who said to me,
"Where can I see,
The famous County aces?"
So I said to them,
"Come follow me,
We'll take you down to Edger-lee,
And there,
For all the world to see,
Are the famous STOCKPORT COUNTY"

22) (22)Whenever you're sad
Whenever you're blue!
Whenever County are playing
In league or cup, we'll fight like ****
To keep the blue flag flying!
…
Woooooooooooooah wooooooah-oah!
Woooooooooooooah wooooooah-oah!
…
The places we go
The players we've got
It never really matters
In blue & white
What a glorious site
The famous County Hatters!
…
Woooooooooooooah wooooooah-oah!
Woooooooooooooah wooooooah-oah!

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County Chants

23) (1a) You are my County,
My only County!
You make me happy...
When skies are grey!
You'll never know just,
How much I love you!
So please don't take... my County... away!
Da-da-da da daa...

24) (2a) We all follow the County,
Over land and sea (and Bradford!)
We all follow the County,
Unto victory!

25) (3a) I'm County 'til I die
I know I am, I'm sure I am
I'm County 'til I die

26) (4a) And it's Stockport County...
Stockport County FC!
They're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen!

27) (5a) Edger-ley!
We're the famous Stockport County and we come from Edgeley

28) (6a) C'mon county!
C'mon county!

29) (7a) Der-der
Der-der-der
Der-der-der der-der-der der-der-der!
Der-der-der
Der-der-der-der-der
Der-der-der der der der der
COUNTY!

30) (8a) Hello! Hello! We are the County boys
Hello! Hello! We are the County boys
And if you are a Burnley fan, surrender or you'll die
We all follow the County
Follow! Follow...

31) (9a) Stand up if you love County,
Stand up if you love County,
Stand up if you love County...
Stand up if you love County!

32) (10a) When I was young and lazy
As lazy as could be
I said goodbye to the mother-in-law
And off I went to sea
I sailed with Captain Beefheart
And Captain Beefheart's men
And off I went down Castle Street
In a black Maria fan
….
Oh Castle Street, I have forsaken
For it's the whisky and rum that I have taken
For it's the whisky and rum that I have taken
Goodbye to Castle Street!

33) (11a) Stockport County is the name
Playing football is the game
We get the ball and it's in in in
Every result it is a win win win
...
In League or Cup it's all the same
The Cheadle End will sing the fame
We're the greatest team in Europe
And Stockport County is the name

34) (12a) We shall not we shall not be moved
We shall not we shall not be moved
Just like a team, that's staying in the football league
We shall not be moved!
(2005/2006 Season, currently singing to say, we are staying up!)

35) (13a) Come gather round traitors where ever you've roamed
Leave United and City and come back home
Come sing and chant ’cause its got to be done
As we'll make our mark on division one
So come on and join us down at Edgeley
For our name is Stockport County

36) (14a) If you want to go to heaven when you die
You must wear a County shirt and County tie
You must wear a County bonnet
With **** the Mancs on it
If you want to go to heaven when you die

37) (15a) We love you Stockport, we do!
We love you Stockport, we do
We love you Stockport, we do...
Oh! Stockport, we love you!

38) (16a)

39) (17a) Who's that team they call the County?
Who's that team we all adore?
They're the boys in blue & white
And they fight with all their might
And they're out to show the world how to score

40) (18a) Barmy Army Stockport!
Barmy Army Stockport!
Barmy Army Stockport!
Barmy Army Stockport!

19) Blooooooo Army (Blue Army)
Blue Army (Blue Army)!
Blue Army (Blue Army)!
Blue Army (Blue Army)!

41) (19a) C-O-U, N-T-Y
I am County 'til I die
With a nick, knack, paddy whack
Give a dog a bone
Why don't City **** OFF HOME?!

42) (20a) I wish I was a lunatic,
Up in the Cheadle End,
’Cause everyone,
Who goes in there,
Is round the ******* bend,

43) (21a) So they went down in his-tory,
The greatest team from Edger-ley,
I just can't keep it a secret anymore,
Whoa-whoa we won Division Four!

44) (22a) If ya proud 2 be a hatter clap ya hands
(clap clap)
If ya proud 2 be a hatter clap ya hands
(clap clap)
If ya proud 2 be a hatter
Proud 2 be a hatter
Proud 2 be a hatter clap ya hands
(clap clap)

45) (23a) We always lose at home and we always lose away
We lost last week and we'll lose today
We don't give a **** ’cause we're all ****** up
Stockport County - ****** up!

46) (24a) Keeee-owww-nntee,
Keee-owww-nntee,
Kee-oww-ntee,
Kee-ow-ntee,
County!
County!
County!
County!
County!
County!

47) (25a) Long distance information,
Put me through to Edg-er-ley,
I'd like to send a message there to Stockport AFC,
I don't know who dialled the number,
But we know who made the call,
For the Captain took the message,
And he wrote it on the ball.

48) (26a) There's always hope when you're a County fan
It's the hope in my heart that pulls me through
We always dream
About a football team
We don't know what the future holds but it's painted white and blue

49) (27a) Oh I dream of county in the Premiership
Winning every game without a hitch
We dream we're going up and we win the FA Cup
And the County fans are dancing on the pitch!

And all the County fans are dancing on the pitch...etc

50) (28a) 

51) (29a) Blue army!
(Blue army)
Blue army!
(Blue army)

52) (30a) I-O County...
County I-O!

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93) (39b) If your Chairman's got a passport, clap your hands
(clap, clap)
If your Chairman's got a passport, clap your hands
(clap, clap)
If your Chairman's got a passport,
Chairman's got a passport,
Chairman's got a passport, clap your hands!
(clap, clap, clap, clap!)

94) (40b) Fayed for Egypt! (repeat until bored)

Swindon

95) (41b) Your bank balance... is almost full...
Your bank balance is almost full!
It's almost full, of our money
Your bank balance is almost full

96) (42b) There's a hole in my pocket, dear Swindle, Dear Swindle...

97) (43b) Stand up! If you've been ripped off...

98) (44b) Dick Tur-pin's a Swindon fan!

99) (45b) (During a **** first half...)
We all agree... twenty one quid is a rip-off!

100) (46b) (...and when Luke Beckett scores the winner)
We all agree... twenty one quid is a bargain!

Birmingham

101) (47b) Birmingham City,
Birmingham City,
Owned by perverts,
Run by a ****,
BIRMINGHAM CITY!!

102) (48b) Follow,
Follow,
Your manager is a cheat,
Follow,
Follow,
Your director is a ****,
Your owners are two ***** kings,
You can't speak properly,
We're all laughing at Birmingham!!

Plymouth

103) (49b) You're the **** of Northern France!
You're the ****of Northern France!
You're the ****!
You're the ****!
You're the ****of Northern France!
(repeat a couple of times, then follow with a hummed rendition of the Marseillaise, then follow with)
You must have come on a ferry!
Come on a ferry! You must have come on a ferry!

Crewe

104) (50b) Crewe,
Crewe,
**** on you,

Crewe,
Crewe,
**** on you,

Crewe,
Crewe
**** on you,

**** ON THE CREWE ALEX

Stoke

105) (51b) So,
Before,
You sing that song,
Remember Stoke City,
YOU'RE NOT GOING UP ANYMORE!!

Liverpool/Everton

106) (52b) You're scouse and you know you are!
You're scouse and you know you are!

Derby towns

107) (53b) Small town in Derby,
Yer just a small town in Derby,
Small town in Derby,
YER JUST A SMALL TOWN IN DERBY.

Scotland

108) (54b) Cheer up, Scotland's worse than you!
Cheer up, Scotland's worse than you...

109) (55b) Yer just a small part of England!

110) (56b) Where were you in South Korea?
Wheeeeerrreee were you in South Korea?

111) (57b) Scotland!
It's just like playing Scotland
It's just like playing Scotland
It's just like playing Scotland...

112) (58b) You're team is ****,
Is you're sheep are all alight,
Carlisle,
Carlisle,

You're team is ****
....

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Other County songs

113) (1c) Bless It All
The steps and the roof and the wall
Bless all the timber and corrugated tin
The walls surrounding the people within
And just stand here and shouting hooray
We knew we'd be back here someday
We made a decision to win this division
So come here lets bless it all!

114) (2c) Oh Stockport Town...
Is wonderful...
Oh Stockport Town is wonderful!
It's full of ****, **** and County!
Oh Stockport Town is wonderful!

115) (3c) All around my hat, I'll wear a blue ribbon
All around my hat, until death comes to me
And if anyone should ask me
The reason why I'm wearing it
It's all for my football team
That comes from Edgeley

116) (4c) I see the county are risin'
I feel promotion is nearly there
I see the coaches we are takin'
I feel there's trouble in the air
...
Don't go out tonight
Unless you are dressed in blue and white
’Cause County are coming to your town

117) (5c) Those were the days my friend
Back in the Cheadle End
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
We'd live the life we choose
We'd fight and never lose
We were blue and sure to have our way

118) (6c) Let me take you by the hand
And lead you through the streets of Stockport
I'll show you something
That'll make you change your mind
So how can you tell me?
You're lo-onely
And say to me the sun don't shine

119) (7c) Oh his name is ------ and from ------ he came
To take -------- team back to Division One
And when you're down at Edgeley Park you'll always hear the cry
We are the best team in the land which nobody can deny
Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da da da da da da da!
Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da da da da da da da!

120) (8c) Oh Mr Elwood
What can I do
I've fallen in love with a football team
That plays in white and blue
Their name is Stockport County
They come from Edgeley
We're Sammy Mac's Army
And we're going to Wembley!
Wembley! Wembley!
It's a great big pub in Adswood and it's called the Wembley

121) (9c) if ya standin there..
ya bound to get wet!
if ya standin there..
ya bound to get wet!
repeat

122) (10c) Cheerio cheerio cheerio
cheerio cheerio cheeriooo
Etc 

123) (11c) Can we play you every week?
Can we play you?
Can we play you?
Can we play you every week?

124) (12c) Come on a donkey
You must have come on a donkey
Come on a donkey
You must have come on a donkey

125) (13c) Come on Tandem,
You must have come on a Tandem,
Come on a tandem,
YOU MUST HAVE COME ON A TANDEM!!!

126) (14c) How the ****,
How the ****,
How the **** will you get home,
HOW THE **** WILL YOU GET HOME???!!!

127) (15c) The League!
We'll concentrate on... the League!
We'll concentrate on... the League!
We'll concentrate on... the League!
(repeat until bored)

128) (16c) Conga when you score,
We only conga when you score,
Conga when you score,

129) (17c) Bounce around, if you love County
Bounce around, if you love County
Bounce around, if you love County
Bounce around, if you love County!

130) (18c) We're ****, and we've beaten you
We're ****, and we've beaten you
etc..

131) (19c) We're the pride of,
We're the pride of,
We're the pride of Cheshire,
WE'RE THE PRIDE OF CHESHIRE!!

132) (20c) We love you Cross Bar,
We do!
We love you Cross Bar,
We do!
We love you Cross Bar,
We do!
Oh Cross Bar,
We love you!

133) (21c) You're Cross Bar's kept us up!
You're Cross Bar's kept us up!
So now you're go'na believe us?
You're Cross Bar's kept us up!

134) (22c) Deckchair’s gonna get you!
Deckchair’s gonna get you!
Deckchair’s gonna get you!

135) (23c) Why?
Why?
Why?
Delilah?
(You're not going up)
Why?
Why?
Why?
Delilah,
(You're not good enough)